(sung to the Time Warp)

It's just a bump(wad) to the left,
and then a wav to the right...
you put your hands on your files,
and pull your specs in tight...
but it's the main patch server (up down up down)
that really drives me insa-a-a-ane...
let's crash to desktop again!

(found it on one of the tech support message forums)